kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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martinekenblog:

A Maldives Beach Awash in Bioluminescent Phytoplankton Looks Like an Ocean of Stars

fullcabs:

bustin that spiritual nut

fullcabs:

bustin that spiritual nut

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

HUMAN INTERACTION TOMORROW NIGHT. IM SO NERVOUS. AHHH.

Dan keeps telling me to smile and I want to fucking rip his weak little dick off. Fuck off and go home. You’ve been here long enough. UGH. Not into this.

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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nevver:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.